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Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

[@doraexploring.]

Oh my god.

I am literally crying. This is just too much

OMG IT HURTS!!!

Best part: A few simple adjustments and we can take this from Cray to Che!

Wow, she is clearly not right in any way

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   oh dear lord there’s no way this can be real fhdsfkljsdfkjds “Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something” I’m crying

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    Even if this is fake, I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. And the guy who says “dat shit cray”. I just...

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    OH MY GOD GO READ THE WHOLE THING NOW ALL OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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